Public bathrooms are the perfect place to shamelessly check out other people’s shoes. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about ladies. You have a seat, do your thing, and if there are people in the stalls next to you, you take a peek at their footwear. It’s standard human behavior. I think.
Anyway, imagine my surprise when I caught a glimpse of a pair of shoes that looked very similar to these in the bathroom at work yesterday:
I’ve never tried to finish what I was doing so quickly, desperate as I was to see the person wearing such an abomination. Unfortunately I didn’t make it in time, and the offender was long gone by the time I was out of my stall.
I can tell you this though: based on the size of her feet she was over 10 years old, and that was the only plausible excuse I would have accepted.